What would your Fitibit say about you?

[paideiamom]

So I envision some Fitbits sitting around in a bar, throwing some drinks back. They are among their peeps, Fitbugs, an Upjaw or two, maybe a Fuel and they just need to talk about their bosses. They just have to blow off steam?
What would your fitness tracker say about you?

Mine would say, "Why doesn't this woman do her thing throughout the day? Why does she have to wait until the very last minute to get 'er done? Why can't I enjoy a nice evening on the couch, maybe catching a game where I can sit and watch somebody else working for a change."

[junico]

Mine would say "why the heck does she move like a maniac during the week and do nothing all weekend ? "

[iheartsts]

Mine would say, "Why am I stuck in this drawer?"

After several unfortunate toilet dives (which it survived!), and after taking long walks and realizing I'd forgotten to wear it, and thus suffering regret/self-loathing, I decided it was less stressful to just stop using my Fitbit.

[ladyveg]

Mine would say, "Why can't my owner find me? I've been lost for months! I would be so useful right now!"

[LaurieS]

Originally Posted by junico

Mine would say "why the heck does she move like a maniac during the week and do nothing all weekend ? "

Mine would say the opposite!

[TinierTina]

"Crazy old lady was looking for somebody my size to record - literally record - her workouts. Instructions you know, kind of like a voice like on Exercise TV ... and she kept finding these pen like things and was told by the guy that they would not work ..."

"What she did get was such a big bruiser (actually the size of some small cell phones) it could beat the crap out of me .."

[Karla25]

***Lol. Old thread alert.

My daughter just gave me her old fitbit, but she forgot to bring the charger. So, I guess my new/old fitbit would just remain silent and not throw me under the bus.

Well, at least until my next visit when she (hopefully) remembers to bring the charger.

[rosepetals]

Mine would say, she was doing fantastic. Then she got sick. Sleeps lot. But her fever is going down. It isn't the virus. It is an old vaccine reaction that awakens up a few times a year.

[Buzzer]

My Fitbit is apparently a snobby elite athlete. Not because I am, but because whenever I workout to, let's say Firm Volume 1, it will say "You did 15 minutes of exercise" (yawn). If I just do a lifting workout, no matter how high my heart rate gets, it will say I got no exercise or "5 minutes" of exercise.

It will count my steps walking, but not count them when I jog in place or swing my arms. No matter how high my heart rate gets, it has decided I am not doing enough to count. Or perhaps I am not doing whatever certain exercise my Fitbit thinks is the appropriate exercise.

My sisters, on the other hand, will tell her she worked out for an hour and high five her like a boss when in reality she rocked in her rocking chair

[Pat58]

"She doesn't sleep with me anymore."

I like seeing how I slept but after several years of it, I'm done dealing with the discomfort. I also feel like the electronics of it it interfere with getting a good night's sleep.