So far my votes for most likely to happen exactly as written is Moira.
To her list add in that Gaiam will continue to bill itself as environmentally friendly while packaging one time use gadgets in big boxes...
The idea of Cathe putting out Eggstreme Shock Cardio Max workouts cracks me up; can't you just see the coupon to download it attached to the egg cartons? Hmm, wonder if that means we'll see Denise Austin workouts in sacks of Idaho potatoes, Rodney Yee DVDs attached to yogurt or whatever he's hawking, and so on...