Oh goodness. I hear you though. i get physicals for work and have an "alternative female pattern" ekg. And for some reason, no one can ever find the 5 -10 other ekg's I've had the last 15 years.
People really freak out when you have a pattern that could indicate heart attack, if only it hadn't been like that for as long as i can remember. And believe me, I tell them repeatedly beforehand.
Until recently, it was also pretty slow- so irregular was all over the automatic reads. And no, redoing it another 5 times isn't going to change it. Well, it speeds it up as I get more irritated.
I laughed at my last results, (they messed up the hearing test, then the right person wasn't there for the recheck, so I never had the follow up). You're a bit fat, can't hear and might drop from a heart attack any second, but no work restrictions. Ha ha. Make those 25 year old, 200 lb kids I work with feel safe that I can help rescue them.