I did. My personal fav: ellen's quote (luv me some cinnamon buns
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Even if you've heard them beofre, i hope one of these makes you smile!
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
-Ellen DeGeneres
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
-Phyllis Diller
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
-Robert M. Hutchins
Exercise... the poor person's plastic surgery
-Unknown
I was going to wake up early and go jogging, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1.
-Randy Glasbergen
Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.
-Unknown
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
-Alec Yuill Thornton
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
-Neil Armstrong
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
-Unknown
I met a friend jogging in the park. Well, he was jogging and I was sitting on a bench
When I was younger, I looked forward to getting up early in the morning to exercise. Now, getting out of bed in the morning is my exercise
You know that you’re out of shape when you can’t pull supermarket shopping carts apart
Don’t forget, your brain needs exercise, too. So, spend lots of time thinking up excuses for not working out
I prefer sit-ups to jumping jacks. At least I get to lie down after each one
The Gym has no confidence in me. The first machine the health club put me on was the respirator
My exercise club can get extremely busy. If all the exercise machines are in use, I usually wait in the snack bar and have a chocolate sundae until it’s my turn.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them
I joined a health club on an exercise special, I spent about $39 every month and haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I don't jog... it makes the beer jump right out of my glass.
Does running late count as exercise?
So does that mean that being part of the human race does not count as exercise?
Lisa
who may have to change her signature line to something about buns of cinnamon
(credit to horsemom2 - i love when your changing signature lines!)
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
-Marsha Doble