[chalenejohnson] SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT THE NEW PROGRAM IM CREATING WITH BEACHBODY IN ADDITION TO TURBO FIRE THIS YEAR
WE'LL BE DOING TURBO FIRE IN A A FEW MONTHS... THEN IT WILL IMMEDIATELY BE FOLLOWED BY A PROGRAM I'V BEEN WORKING ON FOR 2 YEARS CALLED TURBO TEASE!
TURBO TEASE IS A CARDIO STRIP TEASE PROGRAM, USING A PORTABLE POLE THAT YOU CAN INSTALL IN ANY ROOM (COMES DOWN EASILY) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SCARING YOUR NEIGHBORS.
Ok, I was about to turn it completely off and lose all my respect for Chalene, then she writes:
[chalenejohnson] I CALL THEM TURBO HEELS. THEY ARE APPROXIMATELY 2 POUNDS EACH
AS AN EXTRA ADDED BONUS I WILL THROW IN PRETEND MONEY SO THAT YOUR HUSBANDS CAN STAND AROUND AND THROW MONEY UP IN THE AIR AND "MAKE IT RAIN"
So of course, April fools! A lot of the stuff below is stuff we already knew:
[chalenejohnson] DYNAMIC FLOW... AN INTENSE FUSION STRETCH, YOGA, PILATES AND SPORTS STRECH WORKOUT WITH WEIGHTED HAND GLOVES...APROX. 40 MIN. LOWER BODY EXTREME... A CIRCUIT THAT JUST FOCUSES ON THE LOWER BODY, MEGA INTENSE TRAVELING LUNGES, BOWLING LUNGES WITHA BLAST
[chalenejohnson] NEXT IS INTERVAL CARDIO WITH THE BALL: THINK OF MY DRILL WORKOUTS AND INTERVAL WORKOUTS WITH CLX AND ADD A BALL FOR ADDED RESISTENCE. IT'S AMAZING.
[chalenejohnson] LAST IS AN AB VIDEO THAT IS BUILT ON THE SAME PRINCIPALS OF THE THE CLX PROGRAM BUT WITH WEIGHTED GLOVES FOR EXTRA RESISTENCE AND THE BALL FOR EVEN MORE RESISTENCE AND RANGE OF MOTION. INTENSE!
[chalenejohnson] OK.. THE STRETCH VIDEO IS AMAZING...CUZ YOU SWEAT BUCKETS AND GET A GREAT ARM WORKOUT USING THE WEIGHTS AND SOME PILATES AND SPORTS MOVES WHILE YOUR STRETCHING. ITS PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE TO DO STRETCH WORKOTUS BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEE THE BENE
[chalenejohnson] THE LOWER BODY WORKOUT IS A DEF. SLOW STRENGTH TRAINING, UP TO 12 REPS, BUT MORE OF AN ENDURANCE SET THAT REALLY GETS YOUR HEART RATE UP. IT ACTUALLY FALLS INTO BOTH THE STRENGTH AND CARIO CATEGORY
[chalenejohnson] DESIGNGUY....IM NOT SURE HOW THEY WILL PACKAGE THEM, BUT THEY WILL BE SOLD AS A SET WITH THE GLOVES AND A BALL
[chalenejohnson] I'M NOT SURE WHEN THEY WILL BE OUT WITH THE NEW WORKOUTS, BUT I KNOW THEY ARE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK ON EDITING THEM
Then I had to go put my kiddo to bed. I was hoping to hear more about Turbo Fire. Maybe someone else listened in. Sorry!
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