Let's put warning labels on our workouts

[dmlarue1]

Warning: Butt shots of a woman who somebody should have told to wear darker tights!!

[KathAL79]

Christi Taylor's workouts, especially cardio ones
Warning: May cause random, now out of date pop songs, including boy band hits, to be stuck in your head the rest of the day and at unannounced points in your life [like right now, when "I Want It That Way" just popped into my mind, as if saying, "You know the only way to make this stop is to do the workout! Do the workout!"].

Erich Schiffmann's videos, CDs, or MP3s
Caution: May cause bliss as well as feelings of goodwill towards all living creatures (especially humans and felines). Do not use if you suspect you will be tempted to hug grouches afterward. Also, you may start speaking in Erich's delightfully less-is-more, thoughtful, pause-filled way or hear his wonderful voice pop into your head, especially during other yoga practices.

[buffmama]

BBC warning: This will make little people walk around singing "Show me what you got" while the mature people cringe.

BBC warning: With 14 exercise in upper and lower body segments and 8 exercises per Mission Specialist be prepared to repeat some exercises as 22 different exercises could not be identified at this time.

[katlam]

Tonique #1: WARNING - If a workout has never made you puke before, this could very well be the one.

[Buffgirl]

P90 X if it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger!

Insanity for those with a death wish!

BBL for a real pain in the butt!

Tonique for a royal pain in the butt!

[Karla25]

This is an old, but fun thread! I think it needs updating, and am adding a warning label. Hope you do too :-)


Purre Barre Feature Focus: Thighs. Warning! Your legs are likely to turn into uncoagulated jello.

Margaret Richard’s Sculpture Upper Body. Warning! Use extreme caution when doing push-ups. Face plant possible resulting in a squashed nose.

[sherry7899]

Thank you for resurrecting this thread. I am definitely reading it later.

[ebianco]

Originally Posted by LCC

Tae Bo - Warning: If you can count to 10, you are overqualified for these workouts. There is no 9 in Tae Bo. If you have small children, their math skills may be permanently damaged by watching Tae Bo.

Tae Bo hilarious

Pink Firm/Firm Express: Ability to pat your head and rub your belly simultaneously is a prerequisite to attempting these workouts.

[Leonana]

This thread is hilarious!

Jillian Michael's No More Trouble Zones

Warning: Jillian's pants are so low, you will expect them to fall off. You might find yourself yelling "Pants!" at your tv frequently.

[wendug]

Originally Posted by Leonana

This thread is hilarious!

Jillian Michael's No More Trouble Zones

Warning: Jillian's pants are so low, you will expect them to fall off. You might find yourself yelling "Pants!" at your tv frequently.

LOL! I was thinking the same thing about Tracy Anderson's Method Express. That would be so uncomfortable to do a workout where you are constantly worried about your pants falling off!