live class etiquette....
or:
why I'm not going to that live kettlebell class tomorrow morning
Granted I have that whole "left. no...your other left" problem
the REAL problem tomorrow involves a truly epic broccoli casserole
did I emphasize the broccoli part?
let me do that now
BROCCOLI
dunno if it's the particular strain of it or what.
So there I was trying a few test swings with my spiffy new demon bell
EVERY
SINGLE
SWING
was...how shall we say... there were sound effects
HOLY CARP
I think a yoga mat melted and one of the cats passed out
yeah.....
I'm sooo not inflicting that on a live class
on the other hand if anyone needs some spare natural gas.....
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you can have my caffeine when you pry it from my cold dead hands
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