live class etiquette....
 

or:
why I'm not going to that live kettlebell class tomorrow morning

Granted I have that whole "left. no...your other left" problem

the REAL problem tomorrow involves a truly epic broccoli casserole

did I emphasize the broccoli part?
let me do that now

BROCCOLI

dunno if it's the particular strain of it or what.

So there I was trying a few test swings with my spiffy new demon bell
EVERY
SINGLE
SWING
was...how shall we say... there were sound effects

HOLY CARP

I think a yoga mat melted and one of the cats passed out

yeah.....
I'm sooo not inflicting that on a live class

on the other hand if anyone needs some spare natural gas.....

Nahhh ms Nora...
that's just some extra momentum!
:p

roflmao!!!!!!!

bwahaha. Thanks for the laugh.:D

Remind me not to stand in the back row if I ever make it to a live class! :D

Your post was hilarious - thanks for the laugh!

:D Too funny! :D

Gave me a chuckle or two - I needed that!

I literally laughed out loud... Especially as I had pizza last night which does not agree with me, and I'm happy that I get to workout at home this morning. :o

OMG I went through that in a yoga class a few years ago. The entire 90 minutes someone was leaking the most vile SBDs. It got to the point the instructor was walking among us and saying phrases about loving our neighbors. She lit stick after stick of incense but it just made it smell like poop burning. My eyelashes are curling at the memory of it! :eek:

I could literally smell it in my clothes later. I was ripping my yoga pants and tee shirt off en route to the shower.